Looking for a banana you can aggressively squeeze when life gets tough? Look no further. This is a rubbery, entirely non-nutritious fake banana. It does absolutely nothing electronic. It requires no batteries. It just sits there, waiting to be squished, stretched, or thrown across the room at a party.
THE COLD, HARD SPECS:
Material: TPR (Premium squishy rubber)
Electronics: Absolute Zero (No batteries, no wires, no sentience)
Occasion: Best used for parties, stress relief, or questioning your life choices
Recommended Age: 6 to 18+ (Safe for kids, teens, and adults who should know better)
