Is it a real banana? No. Is it a fake banana? Yes. It is a completely solid, definitively inedible resin object. It looks like a banana. It feels like a banana. It tastes like chipped teeth and regret. Do not attempt to consume. Keep away from actual monkeys.
THE COLD, HARD SPECS:
Material: Solid Resin
Dimensions: 15cm x 4.5cm
Weight: Approximately 116.6g of pure fake fruit
Gender: Unisex (Bananas do not care)
Packaging: Arrives safely nestled in protective foam and a paper box
