Tired of buying bananas only to watch them turn black and mushy on your counter? Buy this instead. It is a massive, unripened green cluster of plastic bananas. It requires no water, no sunlight, and no peeling. It will remain this exact shade of green until the end of time.
THE COLD, HARD SPECS:
Material: 100% Unforgiving Plastic
Size: A wildly large 66cm x 23cm x 20cm (Yes, it is huge)
Color: Aggressively Green
Maintenance: Literally zero. Just dust it occasionally.
