The manufacturer listed this under the "Animal" theme. We don't know why, and we aren't asking questions. What we do know is that this is a heavy, shiny piece of ceramic and enamel. It is majestic, it is breakable, and it is entirely devoid of potassium.
THE COLD, HARD SPECS:
Material: Ceramic & Enamel (Heavy and fragile, just like your ego)
Theme: "Animal" (Allegedly)
Style: European (So you know it's fancy)
Smart Features: None. It will not connect to your Wi-Fi. It is a rock shaped like fruit.
