Ah, modern art. Now you can own a bootleg version of that duct-taped banana that sold for $120,000, except ours is made of solid resin so it won't rot and attract fruit flies. It comes with nano glue and a complimentary "harmless" chemical smell straight from the factory. Just let it air out for a couple of days.
THE COLD, HARD SPECS:
Material: Meticulously hand-painted Resin
Installation: Hang it on a nail or use the included "nano glue" to slap it on a wall.
Scent Profile: Factory sealed. Will smell weird for 2-3 days. The manufacturer promises it is harmless.
Vibe: High-end contemporary art gallery, but much cheaper.
